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Gestalt Haus Stepping It Up
A while ago, I sort of fell out of love with Gestalt Haus. Don't get it twisted: Murph is still peaced out, their supply of sauerkraut remains sketchy, the DJ booth still awkwardly switches from LL...
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BIG NEWS in Getting Drunk and Playing With Plastic Guns
If you're having trouble deciphering what is going on in professional photograph above, I'll help you out. The drunken graffiti factory that is Gestalt Haus got a NEW BIG BUCK HUNTER MACHINE. Sure,...
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SRO Tenants Leave Gestalt Haus Under Water
Gestalt's water-soaked pool table (GET IT? POOL TABLE) as seen late on Wednesday, November 30th, after a crazyperson pulled the fire alarm.Known for its bike-friendly attitude and an extensive...
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Attention: Now There's a REAL DART BOARD in the Mission!
Yessir, none of that plastic crap they have at Kilowatt. The new darts setup at Gestalt Haus has real, "accidentally"-stab-your-friends-with-fucking-bar-games metal darts. And best of all? Playing a...
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Fixie Riders Are in Good Company
That's right! According to a black tag on a black wall, Fred Durst is a fixed-gear bicycle rider (and richer than you).Categorized: Art - The Streets, Bicycles, LifeTagged: Fred Durst Rides Fixies...
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Vag Rabbit
I don't know, man. I've spent a couple of evenings examining vaginas, and this is no vagina. It doesn't look much like a rabbit, for that matter. Maybe some dude with hairy palms flashing a peace...
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Tamale Lady Jokes and Mission Trivia
Ignoring how incredibly sad it is they had to cross out the "Cold Beer" part of Cold Beer Cold Water's name, these Mission Trivia kids have me totally hooked in and I'm fiending to know how this joke...
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Gestalt Requests You Don't Fake Phone Calls to Dodge the Bartender After Pooping
So after sneaking a tinkle in Gestalt Haus's shockingly sanitary bathroom, we should shoot the bartender a sad puppy look? Seems reasonable, I guess.[via Passive-Aggressive Notes | Thanks, Milk...
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Gestalt Debuts Arsenal of Pinball Machines
When I was up in Seattle for a long weekend recently, I inadvertently squandered far too many hours in a flawlessly shitty dive by the name of Shorty's. For those of you that are unfamiliar, Shorty's...
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Gestalt Embraces Why Non-Pinball Players Frequent the Bar
Reader Milk Steak ponders:Reverse psychology?Excellent deal?I cannot even believe this is a problem, considering you can just pee on Albion for free.Categorized: Eats and Beers, LifeTagged: BODILY...
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Who Else Isn't Feeling Rhea's New Signage?
Don't get me wrong, Rhea's is a personal favorite of mine and they can do nothing short of drastically overcharging to get me to stop eating there. But part of the magic of the place was that a...
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Who Else Isn't Feeling Rhea's New Signage?
Don't get me wrong, Rhea's is a personal favorite of mine and they can do nothing short of drastically overcharging to get me to stop eating there. But part of the magic of the place was that a...
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